Vishal Mega Mart
Security Guard Ka Maha Entrance Exam
RESULT CARD 2025 | EKDUM TOP SECRET HAI BHAI! 🕵️♂️
Jasoosi Information Bharo
Dhyan se bharo warna toilet saaf karne bhej denge, samjhe kya? 🚽
Agar aap form nahi bhar sakte, toh security guard banne layak nahi ho 😂
Pehle form bharna seekho, phir chor pakadna seekhna!
BAHADURI KA CERTIFICATE
Chor Pakadne Aur Deewar Ghurne Ka Department
Iss certificate ko frame karke rakhne se promotion jaldi milti hai*
*Ye bhi jhooth hai
Agent Naam: (Asli naam CBI ko pata hai)
Secret Code: (Ab itna bhi secret nahi raha)
Exam Date: 15-Mar-2025 (Jab aap so rahe the ya TV dekh rahe the)
Rank: (Out of 2 candidates)
Mission Status (Kismat ka faisla):
SUPER SECRET SKILLS KA MAHA ASSESSMENT
Security IQ Level (Dimaag ki batti):
% (Baaki % kahan gaya pata nahi)
Trolley Chalane Ka Talent (F1 racing se bhi mushkil):
% (Baki % trolley ke neeche)
Chor Pakadne Ki Shakti (CID level):
Duty Ka Location (Niyukti sthal):
EXTRA SPECIAL SKILLS
Sone Ki Kala
Master Level
Chai Peene Ki Speed
Expert Level
Bahana Banane Ki Skill
Pro Level
Salary Badhane Ki Request
World Class
🏆 SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENTS:
- Successfully identified own reflection in mirror (after 3 attempts)
- Completed full shift without sleeping (once in 2023)
- Found missing item in own pocket (self-theft case solved)
Boss Ka Leaked Notes (Confidential! Bas sabko dikha do):
🏆 BATCH KA HERO (bilkul bhi boss ka bhatija nahi hai, kasam se):
🌟 SPECIAL BONUS ACHIEVEMENT:
Aapko “” ka khitaab diya gaya hai!
🔮 BHAVISHYAVANI (Future Prediction):
Date: Jab aap dekh nahi rahe the (Chupke se)
Ref: LOL/OMG/2025/ (Yaad rakhna, exam mein aayega)
Manager ka scribble (neend mein kiya hua, ya sharab mein)
Apni shaan mein share karo (Taaki log hasse):
Zyada share karne se promotion nahi milegi, bas log zyada hasenge 😂
Ye certificate asli hai ya nakli, ye pata lagana bhi ek security test hai!